Tuesday, 31 July 2012

"cameron to re-name our clock "Big Ben-Nevis"?

'Arse-oles, bastards fakkin' cants & twats' (?)  as someone with a legitimate human right, what happens is i get that right taken away, therefore instead of rounding up my council and getting the cases set out of which cameron being the first would be charged by myself and im sure a few others too,to appear at salford mags to whinge 'not guilty' and on to manchester crown alternating with salford crown over the long trial, but rain checks are choice of the day, not mine.meaning,.i have had to contact the prim miniskirt by e-mail maybe 8,9 or 10 times to date and i have purchased an odd leather gentlemans glove should my invite to the prim-miniskirt be accepted and leather, not words will 'tiddle the wink'....but, again, luckily for the milksop, he can try and learn the lyrics to "big mouth strikes again" him being a 'fan' of the "smythe-middleton-smythe's" i hear he knows every 78rpm by "the Maters & Paters"  and almost replaced Roger dalgleish-dalgleish dilatory' the girly haired singer of "The WHOM"? after he got loaded on caffeine and sadly drowned while attempting to reach the other side of his his 'loch' by stepping on his salmon.."afore ye go"  as it transpired 'pert tensehound' 'johnny tenwhistles' and if he was still alive 'kath mooney' fuckin hate 'davey' and usually end up  pinching his bare arms untill he sobs like a spoilt morag,of 4!  they then cajole him by johnny picking a tune on his tenwhistles while 'tensehound' waits ,..then like a 'flasher' he's mounted 'davey' right up his shitter and now he is band fag..sporting a voice an octave higher......FUCKING TYPICAL, the last time the olympic games crawled here,no one else wanted it,just after the 2nd world war a defeated germany and a debt ridden britain..meaning germany rebuild while were still on rations and in debt forever to the usa, finanancially!..mufc won the fa cup, and the chance of tactical genius combining architecture,no money,and revolutionary new events for the 1948 olympic games was, sadly not utilized,,, ok, its fine everyone liked walking fast and the decor was monochrome, but no one thought of a new event that  would have every country wanting the gold medal for being 1st at rebuilding a city they had drawn,new event,free labour,fuck off america,no more powdered eggs!i loved it when england won their token gold and 19 bronze medals, when daley thompkins beat the german 'boggunprowler' on points and oddy the egress won gold on the 'hop'
'ski' and 'howz ya father' good days, uk my inner city arse..fucking be different when its over though,when west ham get the stadium,they would have to play 4 home games to fill it! well,untill united go there..all the uk flag waving sheep lured in by fiendish simpletonism from davey cameron! the son of stumpy mctavish' camerons head grouse beater,women beater,& child beater still despises davey for his use of children when its not grouse shooting season, having to hide untill beaten with a stick then taking pellets in the harris area making it impossible walk, so they gather hefty tree branches and truss the hands and feet to the makeshift poles and two lairds take one end each on the shoulder, like you would a pig...'well you shouldent have a ginger napper and wear a timmy'o shant i? you little brat...and thats when the new track event was borne,the brats with led arses walked very awkwardly after their ordeals and managed to walk faster than normal twats,who had to run to keep up,just like you did with ya dad..only it was a walk,like the olde days, so that stupid looking race became part of the carnival..who the fuck says "when i grow up im going to be a olypic champion in the 'bell end for legs with odd feet' race and collapse 10 yards from the finish line untill i crawl accross and make it -just...the absolute weird fuckers,its not on is it? making your name as a cunt that dont run, but walks fast twat.......aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh!
dont you prefer 'its a knockout'?

Sunday, 8 July 2012

"the La La Last Tree On Earth....

Remember? memory, it can rip your head to shreds in a few short years leaving the happy times with no pictures, just some words like you once read in a book.Every inner tingle you had that lifted you out of the moody sad moments is now a cramp that once shaken is replaced by a fear of just about everything because only you yourself, knows there is nothing left...and how to explain? explain to friends or family what its like in a new chapter in your own mind.,followed by more untill you have the book..you tried to let them read it at the beginning, but never get past the start.Its a unique state to me, as it will be to only the ones who have/had the same memories.i cant call it a struggle now, there is nothing to grab hold of.
you only struggle to explain and you cant, there are experts of the mind i know, but
not one could get near to repairing the damage.No ammount of 'expert' chats can put
you on the mend...Head piled high with the lowest thoughts possible, it just doesnt
seem real yet i know it is.take away that part of my brain? then forget? hypnotize me
into another person in another life and forget? how?  remove all feelings, numb and void...remove all memory, blind, sounds great..love is up there untouchable,its hanging on the end of every breath.it will go when i go.,untill then its this that hurts beyond words.....love you bothXXdad.